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JEUDI

May 17th

 

Circle Bar (10:00 PM)
Our resident country starlet returns
 
NOMA Sculpture Garden (7:00 PM)
Theatre: Shakespeare under the oaks!
 
Mid-City Theatre (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Camp meets Freud in this tale of deviant sexual awakening
 
JPAS (8:00 PM)
Theatre: 80s kitsch rollerskating musical. Need we say more?
 
CAC (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Ricky Graham takes the stage for a one-woman show
 
 
Tip's (10:00 PM)
Alt-rock of radio fame, with the Rocket Summer
 
Rock 'n Bowl (8:30 PM)
Zydeco Night!
 
Green Project (7:00 PM)
This doc puts the spotlight on metal scavengers Q&A with filmmaker follows.
 

Gold Mine Saloon (8:00 PM)

Weekly reading series, this time with poets Clark Coolidge and Joel Dailey read.

 

 

Stooges Brass Band

Hi-Ho Lounge (9:00 PM)

Weekly Thurs Gig- Brass band of the hour plays their unique mix of hip-hop and jazz.

 

 

Kermit Ruffins and the Barbecue Swingers

Vaughn's (7:00 PM)
Weekly Thurs Gig- Would be Satchmo gets the crowd moving with trumpet standards, and then keeps em full with his home cooked red beans.
 

 

Tom McDermott and Aurora Nealand

Buffa's (8:00PM)
Weekly Thurs Gig- A dynamic pairing of jazz accordion and eclectic piano for the smoke free backend.

 

 

I Club (8:30 PM)
Big D Perkins and Cornell Williams team up!

VENDREDI

May 18th

Bayou Boogaloo

Bayou St. John (5:00 PM)
Don't rest, just Fest! Today's music features Kelcy Mae, Papa Grows Funk and more!

 

Bite the Tail Off Homelessness Crawfish Boil

Lakeview Presbyterian Church (5:30 PM)
Berl for the homeless. Music from hil Melancon, Steve and Sasha Masakowski, John Rankin, Johnny Angel. $10
 
The Shops at Canal Place (6:00 PM)
The annual Ogden fundraiser and celebration of the South's summer suit of choice.
 
Howlin' Wolf (9:00 PM)
Hollywood Babylon, featuring NoDef's own Moxie Sazerac
 
Museum of the American Cocktail (6:00 PM)
The museum's annual fundraiser features great drinks and Meschiya Lake
 
Historic New Orleans Collection (6:00 PM)
Concerts in the Courtyard goes Cajun!
 
Tip's (10:00 PM)
featuring Big Daddy O, Waylon Thibodeaux, Ruby Moon, Bart Ramsey, & Lindsey Mendez
 
d.b.a (10:00 PM)
The one and only roots rock legends, live on Frenchmen
 
Circle Bar (10:00 PM)
NOLA Indie on Lee Circle
 
One Eyed Jack's (10:00 PM)
Metal returns to the Quarter
 
Blue Nile (10:00 PM)
NOLA rock 'n roll on Frenchmen
 
NOMA Sculpture Garden (7:00 PM)
Theatre: Shakespeare under the oaks!
 
Mid-City Theatre (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Camp meets Freud in this tale of deviant sexual awakening
 
JPAS (8:00 PM)
Theatre: 80s kitsch rollerskating musical. Need we say more?
 
CAC (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Ricky Graham takes the stage for a one-woman show
 
Allways Lounge (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Cripple Creek's take on this Greek drama about women who denied their warmongering husbands the business.
 
Greater Tuna
Shadowbox Theatre (8:00 PM)
Theatre: A comedy about Texas' third smallest town

SAMEDI

May 19th

Bayou Boogaloo

Bayou St. John (All Day)
Don't rest, just Fest! Today's music features Renard Poche Band, Meschiya Lake and Jam-ALL
 
Audubon Zoo (10:30 AM)
Food, music, fun from the East!
 
Mahalia Jackson Theatre (8:00 PM)
LPO teams with Symphony Chorus of New Orleans for Gustav Mahler's thrilling career capper!
 
The New Movement Theatre (8:30 & 10:30 PM)
One of the country's premier funnyman comes to the Marigny!
 
Octavia Books (2:00 PM)
A booksigning and presentation with photographer West Freeman
 
Siberia (10:00 PM)
Wear red, don't forget to shake it.
 
Circle Bar (10:00 PM)
New Orleans' best raspy voice in a very fitting venue
 
NOMA Sculpture Garden (7:00 PM)
Theatre: Shakespeare under the oaks!
 
Mid-City Theatre (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Camp meets Freud in this tale of deviant sexual awakening
 
JPAS (8:00 PM)
Theatre: 80s kitsch rollerskating musical. Need we say more?
 
CAC (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Ricky Graham takes the stage for a one-woman show
 
Allways Lounge (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Cripple Creek's take on this Greek drama about women who denied their warmongering husbands the business.
 
Shadowbox Theatre (8:00 PM)
Theatre: A comedy about Texas' third smallest town

DIMANCHE

May 20th

Bayou Boogaloo

Bayou St. John (All Day)
Don't rest, just Fest! Today's music features Russell Batiste and Uptown Indians, Feufollet, a tribute to Coco Robicheaux. Plus, the Rubber Duck Derby!
 
Mahalia Jackson Theatre (7:00 PM)
Stairway to Heaven returns, thanks to the Louisiana Philharmonic
 
House of Blues (9:00 PM)
Composer and keyboardist extraordinaire comes to the Quarter. Remember the theme from Amelie? That was him.
 
Dragon's Den (10:00 PM)
The originator of dubstep, live in New Orleans!
 
One Eyed Jack's (10:00 PM)
Noise and bounce unite
 
Los Po-Boy-Citos
d.b.a. (10:00 PM)
LatiNOLA 
 
 
NOMA Sculpture Garden (7:00 PM)
Theatre: Shakespeare under the oaks!
 
 
Tom McDermott and Kevin Clark
Mojito's (9:00 AM)
Jazz brunch at one of the finest Quarter courtyards
 
Buffa's (10:00 AM)
Jazz Brunch, local style!
 
 
Mid-City Theatre (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Camp meets Freud in this tale of deviant sexual awakening
 
JPAS (8:00 PM)
Theatre: 80s kitsch rollerskating musical. Need we say more?
 
CAC (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Ricky Graham takes the stage for a one-woman show
 
Allways Lounge (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Cripple Creek's take on this Greek drama about women who denied their warmongering husbands the business.
 

Hot 8 Brass Band

Howlin' Wolf Den (9:00 PM)

Keep the weekend feet movin' to that brass band beat.


The Deal is The Thing

An OpEd About Le Petit



Over the last few months, NoDef has witnessed much drama at Le Petit; much of it off-stage. An offer from the Brennan's Restaurant Group has been recommended by the board to the membership. Today, our drama critic, Jim Fitzmorris, weighs in on the deal.

 

I will get right to it: The Dickie Brennan Restaurant Group’s offer to Le Petit Theatre du Vieux Carre is the best and only serious deal on the table to save the beleaguered theatrical institution. I am neither spokesman for the board nor the Brennan’s, have no future plans for employment at Le Petit, and like many, am concerned about the artistic quality of what will come after the deal is done. However, as someone who has an insider’s knowledge of how large non-profit institutions function, I believe the Brennan’s offer is not only great for theatre in this town but also a coup for the city itself. It ends the uncertainty about the theatre’s financial future, creates a first class facility where crumbling infrastructure once stood, and sets the table for something remarkable: a nationally renowned institution. The alternatives are a perpetual state of triage, a tragic fire sale, or, more insidiously, a crypto-transformation into a for-profit venture that serves only a small group of unseen investors. Those alternatives are the topic of another conversation, so for today, I will focus on the cards already on the table.

 

Financially, the Brennan offer is a double infusion: a partial purchase and an upgrade. The first inflow is the purchase itself. 3 million dollars gives the Brennan Group control of 60% of the building, including the majority of the 1960s addition that houses the beloved Teddy’s Corner Children Theatre. They would use their purchase to create a turn-of-the-century restaurant with a direct thematic tie-in to the theatre. A fully stocked bar replaces the old lobby and is accessible to audiences waiting for the show or relaxing at intermission. That bar leads into a main dinning room and above that, kitchen, offices and private rooms inhabit the second floor. The attic would become a shared space for both the eatery and theatre. For Le Petit, this purchase immediately retires the mortgage, pays off all vendor debts, and creates the theatre’s first seven-figure endowment. The purchase returns the building to the organization, allows for various upgrades to the theatrical space, and gives the board the financial capability to begin the process of hiring those who can plan for the theatrical future of the theatre.

 

The second financial boon comes in the form of renovations and upgrades to the complex. The Dickie Brennan Restaurant Group plans to invest an additional 3 million minimum for the improvement to the facility. Along with transforming the smaller theatre into a fully functional two-story restaurant, the upgrades will include a complete renovation of the complex’s structural envelope that will include, but not be exclusive to, weatherization, structural integrity, and patron comfort. All rotting floors will be repaired, all leaky roofs patched, and numerous faulty pipes and dangerous wiring will be mended. Fire codes, handicapped access, and termite infestation will all be addressed. While many improvements on the theatre side are the responsibility of Le Petit, most of the Brennan upgrades will lift both boats. In a little under a year, a deeply flawed building with more than a few unusable areas will house a completely renovated theatrical center. Furthermore, it will be the home of a continually operating business run by one of the most respected restaurateurs in the nation.

 

Essentially, in order for the play to be the thing, the money has to be there. We are talking about a deal close to 7 million in overall investment. On a financial basis alone, it is a powerful offer. However, the benefits do not end there. The building will instantly become a part of the Brennan’s family of restaurants. Patrons attending the other establishments will be reminded of and encouraged to attend the shows playing at Le Petit. The theatre’s productions will become a part of the Dickie Brennan Restaurant Group’s promotional apparatus. That arm of its organization has a national presence that can only benefit the theatre. Every person who sits for a meal or a drink at St. Peters will instantly be aware of the theatre and become a potential patron. Despite all the sniping from certain corners about another restaurant in The Quarter, the establishment will bring light and life to a quiet corner. It will increase foot traffic and energize nightlife on that side of Jackson Square. At the most basic level, St. Peters and Chartres will never go dark. Given the recent gloom that has permeated the location, that alone is an upgrade.

 

It is time to stop pussyfooting around and face some facts about not-for-profit theatre. Those organizations are not run on boffo musical extravaganzas, piecemeal rentals, force-of-personality, or boutique children shows. And they are not run on historical tradition. Ticket revenues make up less than 45% of most non-profit theatrical entities. Individual donations and grants make up another portion of the funding, but the real capital comes from large organizations: government subsidy, corporate sponsorship or a large independent educational program. Sympathetic government administrations and a single benefactor built the Alabama Shakespeare Festival, Humana helped transform Actors' Theatre of Louisville into new play powerhouse, and numerous nationally recognized children’s theatres have created vast self-sustaining educational organizations that serve grades K through 12. Due to cultural considerations, government indifference, and educational failings, those models are not options in New Orleans at this time.

 

In case you had not noticed, and many New Orleans theatre enthusiasts seem not to, this country is crawling out of the worst economic downturn since The Great Depression. The money simply is not there. And when it is, it is not going to theatre. The local, state and federal governments are tapped out, corporations hold onto nickels like they were dollars, and specialized children shows in small theatres do not an educational program make. In lieu of the aforementioned avenues, the only remaining model was an infusion of cash from a business partner. In Dickie Brennan, Le Petit found an investor who could guarantee there would be no bait-and-switch that would snatch Le Petit’s building for its own purposes. This proposal is neither wait-and-see nor kick-the-can; it is a clear plan of action that accepts the on-the-ground realities. If you actually think there is another model that can work, please take a look at the tragic events at The Intiman Theatre, Borderlands Theatre, and Florida Stage. You will see how theatre is faring outside of Broadway. Ask any of those groups how they would feel about what Dickie Brennan is offering. After that, show me the model of fiscal responsibility that does not involve pocketed mortgages and shadow investors, and I will be willing to listen.

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Denaunie and Faceless

Denaunie and Faceless Masses.. Thank you for your responses. My thoughts exactly. NONE of this had to go down the way it has. I believe the hope was no one would notice! It really IS pathetic the Guild and members were improperly dismissed. We just wanted an even playing field for ALL. And, if in the end this deal was voted on squarely and affirmatively by ALL those who, according to the bylaws, COULD vote, then so be it! It WAS the process! The Board was rude and arrogant. Period.

As usual, Jim has "hit the

As usual, Jim has "hit the nail on the head". He cut to the reality of the theatre situation here (and elsewhere).

Very well put.   I expected

Very well put.   I expected nothing less.

 

Can't wait to see what the Solomon fanboys have to say about it.

You've aid it out plain and

You've aid it out plain and clear,kiddo.

All branches of the The Brennans famiy have done nothing but
good for New Orleans for 65 years. My only connection to them is that I eat at their restaurants, when I can.

Le Petit Theatre, as it now stands, is the "country club" of New Orleans theaters, as WDSU was once the "country club" of TV stations.

But lemme say dis about dat: New Orleans has CHANGED. And the arts have to change with it. Goodbye, country club, hello to a facility that WORKS, with a more than generous cash infusion that will go on giving and a neighbor that can only draw more audiences to the theater.

And their deal and money is on the table, ready to be signed, as opposed to these amorphous pie-in-the-sky deals that would amount to stealing the theater building.

There is no free lunch and you've got to give to get what you want: the larger goal, to keep the THEATER and not the cinderblock construction that was added on to it in the 60s.

One request:

Please don't move out of New Orleans, Jim Fitzmorris. The arts community needs you.

Sincerely,

Da-Veed Cooth Bear
(which is what my nightside editor Joe Darby dubbed David Cuthbert when he was a City Desk repawtuh.)

I think if something like

I think if something like this had been provided months ago, the Board would have received far less opposition overall. The power of communication is extraordinary (when not done after-the-fact).

I don't think the questions have been so much 'is this a good deal' or even 'is it the best deal' but more along the lines of 'is it the *only* deal.' People were kept in the dark, then given limited information filled with holes that then bred doubt and suspicion. It's not been the deal itself, and all its pros (and cons) you may have mentioned; people are capable of coming to those realizations on their own, surely. It's the way it was handled that got so many riled up and desperate to oppose.

It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

The deal may stand to be good business in the end, but any outside observer can see that it was handled very poorly; for some, the ends will likely never justify the means. Will that hurt the deal or affect future business? Probably not. But non-profit organizations require alot of heart and soul to keep going when the money isn't there (and let's face it, the money is *never* there); LePetit had a ton of heart in its volunteers and performers and alot of hearts have now been broken. Millions of dollars cannot fix that.

REALLY well written piece by

REALLY well written piece by Jim Fitzmorris....

I love this guy.

why don't the comments seem

why don't the comments seem to post?

You make some interesting

You make some interesting points here. The biggest problem facing the theatre, no matter how you look at any possible future is the Board of Directors. They have to go. They must be blamed for at least some, if not all, of this mess. Their inactivity and total lack of financial oversight prior to this debacle is what led to where we are today. You say yourself that big musicals cannot save a theatre, that over 50% must come from development. Ok, so this theatre restaurant may well provide some of that. What then? Dicky Brennan spoke up over and over again in that meeting with the guild that he 'knows absolutely nothing' about running a theAtre. Seems to me this board doesn't either. See how many of them are actually subscribers to their theatre. Ask if the Board President even bothers to attend all shows. Find out from them what their immediate plan is with this endowment money. If history is bound to continue on under their management, this one million dollar endowment may surely be drained away just as quickly as they blame everyone else but themselves for where the theatre is today.

I don't disagree with you

I don't disagree with you here, but first---let's save the theatre.

To borrow a rather pithy quote from my Dad, "When you are up to your ass in alligators, it's easy to forget that your original objective was to drain the swamp."

This deal needs be closed, and that right soon.

Best argument I've heard yet.

Best argument I've heard yet. Well done.

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